Has to be Fridge.
"Facing the storm, battred and torn, fighting for our Glorious Land! Come take our hand, together we stand defending our Glorious Land!"
And I'd rather hug a Smeg then Genghis Khan.
Fridges were also responsible for the Ozone hole... OMG IT'S FRIDGES FAULT! BAN HIM! >.>
O.O He said sweet creamy stuff... BAN HIM XD