The chaos Gods Vs the Ctan

[Raziel]

First of if i have put this in the wrong thread sorry but anyway, i often have this disscusion since these gods are considered to be the highest of evils but would win between them. The masters of the warp, or the masters of the materiel realm, the talismans of vaul have gone, and the Ctans great work of shutting out the warp is in progress, would make some interesting fights though?

[Skrall]

Ok, clafifcation.
the c\'tan can destory the warp gods and the warp will obliterate the c\'tan so.
basically all they can do is seperate themselves or use there minions to fight.
sorry to bust the bubble raz, i\'ve done my homework

Hawke

[Raziel]

ok egnore the proper stuff, and the fact that this cna destroy that and that can destroy this, for comedy value, for instance the deciver playing a game of chess with Tzeentch , or the deciver, going into comabt with khorne and them dissapering?

[Skrall]

I vote for nurgle for comedy factor since the deciver will pop to the chemist to get a cough sweet

Hawke

[Indra]

Slaanesh would play hide and tickle with the deciever, and the nightbringer wouldn\'t ind it funny, tell Khorne who would agree, but on the way to sort it out they\'d get into an argument over who would win a game of backgammon and batter each other. Nurgle and tzeentch would just watch, with nurgle being too lazy to participate and tzeentch just manipulating the thing.

[grinkohof]

the nightbringer would go in and destroy everything, c\'tan and chaos gods alike! he is unstoppable!

[Gaius Julius]

Ok here\'s what shall happen:

The nightbringer will have a titanic battle to the death, even more epic than the Emperor and Horus, or Luke vs Vader, or anakin vs Obi-Wan, or even Homer Simpson vs George Bush Sr.!

The others will sit back and watch, whilst eating popcorn. Tzeentch and the deciever will manipulate the whole fight from the sidelines, nurgle will be picking his nose, and slaanesh will be.... well, I don\'t think I should go into detail!

:evil: :evil: :evil:

[mark]

i reackon they would all sit around drinking tea and eating biscuits and talking about the weather

[Indra]

Yeah, with the Ctan eating Choc Difestives, Khorne on the custard cremes, Tzeentch on those donut bisciuts with all the coloured sugar, and Slaanesh on pink wafers. Nurgle just eats the leftovers.

:D

[mark]

and the packet

[Indra]

Ah yes. The packet as well. Obvious really...

[Captain Toenail]

And then the Emperor walks in and says, \'\'what are you doing in my house?\'\'

[Gaius Julius]

personally, I think the victor will be nurgle. Just because they\'ll all die of a disease when they come near him....

GJ

[Skrall]

Nurgle would be cripled by a cold, Tzeench all the way


Hawke

[Gaius Julius]

Bear in mind i don\'t want Nurgle to win, I\'d actually like either slaanesh or Khorne.

GJ

[Skrall]

Yes, but khorne would get stuck in a staring contest and slaanesh would be to busy trying to seduce the devicer, even though its being devcieved!

Hawke

[Indra]

I\'d go for Tzeentch. I dont like Slaanesh and everyone favours Khorne or Nurgle, so I\'d back Tzeentch.

[Skrall]

:woohoo: indra is with me. i\'ve won by the almighty word of indra and hawke

hawke

[Indra]

LOL, you guys seem to think I\'m some sort of mega power here! I think I\'m flattered...

:D

Maybe you all ought to be worried...

[Skrall]

Why? ur a mega power, but i know how to fell this might tree. Lets just say for all your sight there is still something beyond you.

Hawke

[Indra]

I\'m curious now.

You\'ll have to explain!

[Skrall]

In the fullness of time. i am laying the threads, soon i will draw the final stringe and i shall reveal what i have to show

Hawke