Silly Marine Names

[Fedicus]

The cabal that is Kharn the ..., Killer Toaster and myself try to create silly marine names.
We've come up with a few,

SPURTICUS, GONADIUS, SCROTIUS, TESTICLÉS bit of a theme there!

and were wondering if the Astros could increase the panthion of silliness.

[Guzzlrr]

i dunno about space marnine names, MAXIMUS FLOWERIUS ??but dose teSticle pink quailfy as a stupid paint name

[The Spacemonkey]

Sounds like the Romans from The Life of Brian :)

[kharn the betrayer]

I have a marine captain called Fabius Scrotious.

Also a vindicare assassin called Lee Harvey Oswald on account of the fact that he never hits anything.


But we really can't use them in our local Games Worshop, family shop and all that.....

[Silver]

Point is, 90% of the kids who play there don't know who Mr. Oswald was/is and even if they do, its not like you scream his name across the shop right?

Here's a good name I came up with for a tough Space Marine Sergeant:

GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

go google if you don't get it ;)
Cheers,
-Silver

[Corerosion]

Lord Commander Bigusdickus
Apothecary Dr. I. Ball
Apothecary Dr Slaughter

Ultramarines

Primarch - King Smurf
Chapter Master - Papa Smurf
Chief Librarian - Dreamy Smurf
Librarian - Brainy Smurf
Master Sergeant - Grouchy Smurf
Scout - Tracker Smurf
Tactical Marine - Hefty Smurf

[kharn the betrayer]

Yes silver I agree that most kids don't know who he is. However I don't play kids, for reasons that are my own.

However I named him for me not anyone else, it seemed apt. It adds flavour and ownership to my army.

His name is on his base as are all my named models. So some people notice and ask why. I answer its because he never hits anything.

Yes I have a sergeant named Glutinus Maximus Custardious also a guard officer named Major Pectorials....

I really like the smurf names by the way.

[Scolar]

Any latin name is silly :P

[Corerosion]

Hehe those smurf names actually are real.

[Arctophylax Faren]

Any latin name is silly :P

My name's Latin. Want to take this outside? My bolter would like to greet you with a whole hail of shells. Yep, lucky you! You get a magazine all to yourself! =D Hehehe

[The Spacemonkey]

Latin for Laughs.

Good for banners shoulder pads sides of tanks, the possibilities are endless

http://www.squidoo.com/latin_for_laughs

[Silver]

Latin for Laughs.

Good for banners shoulder pads sides of tanks, the possibilities are endless

http://www.squidoo.com/latin_for_laughs


Thats an awesome site which may be the first step in giving me enough interest to study latin and improve my grades! KARMA/REP for you!

-Silver

[kharn the betrayer]

I like this and have tried out some of the links my name in roman is:

Aaron Tullus

aka Kharn the Betrayer

[Silver]

Mine would be Titus Aquillius

[KaizerVonAwesome]

Rex Rectums

was going to say biggus dickus and testicles, but you all beat me to it :)

*edit* My name in Latin was Boniface Nequadam. GAY.

[Fedicus]

The names need to be cheeky as well, on the lines of Life of Brian Romans; Silver's GLUTEUS MAXIMUS means buttocks.

A new one came to me on the bus yesterday GUSSITAS.

Kharn and myself have interchangable humorousish names for daemon princes, deamons and large nidy things: TOPHEEBOLLOX, GRUNTFUTTOK, GROINRIPPER.

The previous names are maybe more suited to Chaos Chapters, you could see a Slannesh marine called SPURTICUS or even a Death Guard.

[Adrassil]

How about Androdinus?

[Fedicus]

I don't get it "Androdinus" cant see any humour!

Nearly forgot, Kharn and myself came up with a groovy name for his Inquisitor: PERVACIOUS SHOOF-PAGGER.
if you get spoonerisms you might enjoy that.

[Arctophylax Faren]

Personally, I think Androdinus is far, far funnier than the 'hilarious' Biggus Dickus...
My expression of humour on the latter was sarcasm. Just in case.

[Kayos]

To those who don't see Androdinus - Androdygnous (spelling?) being both male and female. Perfectly suited to Slaaneshi marines. Anyway, thats what I think it is, and thats why its funny. Biggus Dickus was funny in Life of Brian, but thats because Monty Python rock hard.

[Adrassil]

I guess what I meant by Androdygnous is that Space Maries are usally very broing dul; creatures who have no real personality or life lol

[Fedicus]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho………now I get it, oh how droll thou art an unparalleled shining wit!

Spelling is an essential, I take it you meant Androgynous.

Androgynous – neither male or female, Latinised form of androgunos from the Greek, andro – man , gune – woman

Still not funny!

How about Telepathetic – distantly feeble.

p.s. I really enjoy euphemisms and spoonerisms.

[Uncle Nurgle]

I always think when i see space marines fighting like what about the ppl without big strange names. Like What happened to Brother Steve and Brother Chuck? Just imagine on a blood stain battlefield someone yelling

"Brohter Stever has been hit. Not Brother Steve! Nooooooooooooooo!"

[kharn the betrayer]

Oh my Emperor they killed Brother Kenny, you illegitimate offspring.

Or Brother Septimus Maximus Derilius Puntious Obediah Logan or Bob for short........

[Brethor]

I got 1, biggus diccus

[Kayos]

I'm just guessing here Brethor, but I'm pretty sure thats already been said.

[Inquisitor Bob]

Has Scrotius already been done? what about Sacktius? My faviourite so far is Spurticus I laughed so much when i read that.

[kharn the betrayer]

No I'm Spurticus!

Fedicus has a Daemon Prince called Fluffy....

People say that I'm wierd....

But then they speak to me and get really nervous....

[Fedicus]

It's spelt PHLUPHÆ

[killer toaster]

eeeeeeeeeeeeck, its been a while since l caught up with you two guys, not sure if want to again, l mean "PHLUPHÆ", for those who dont know fedicus, be afraid be VERY afraid.

while l'm here how about goggy sussit, right you two lets see how long it take for someone to figure this one out.

my name is Killian Tullus

[olhan432]

erotion and spaztcus

[Honsou]

Necro much?

[Khan]

Kharn. I mean, how didnt the Emperor notice a name like that would go wrong? In Eldar it means "rage"!

[Littha]

wow that was a necro to be proud of...

i did my name in latin though Atropos Tullus

[Captain Kellen]

Captain Kellen

[Wrathchild]

I have a Commissar named Commissar Kugelnkrunch on account of Kugeln is balls in german. Or so babelfish says.

[Silent_P]

I have plans for naming one of my Ogryns "Wun Tun". Then there's my three man Ratling sniper squad with the code names of "Dewey, Cheetham and Howe".

[Musashi]

Hmmm Captain Coitus?? Perenium?


oh and im assuming goggy sussit = soggy Gusset, im not sure alot of younger people here will no wehat a gusset is.......

[Honsou]

I have plans for naming one of my Ogryns "Wun Tun". Then there's my three man Ratling sniper squad with the code names of "Dewey, Cheetham and Howe".

In honor of Wu-Tan? xD

And did no one notice the date on this thread? :p

[Dakkajunkie]

Always wanted to make a backwater world IG officer named 'Jebediah'. Also, Hans is a good name for anything.

[Honsou]

I think GW already beat you to those ;)

[Fedicus]

A Nurgle sorcerer called Lord Mouldy Wart.

[Honsou]

I hate hero worship, I do. I saw an ork boss the other day with "D. Beckham" written on the base... that worries me, it does, it worries me.

[Musashi]

I hate hero worship, I do. I saw an ork boss the other day with "D. Beckham" written on the base... that worries me, it does, it worries me.

Large hulking quivering mass of muscles with barely enough IQ to tie his own shoe laces.......

and then of course theres the ork


strangley apt................

[Honsou]

Quite so, but I had a sinking feeling that it was not meant with a touch of sarcasm ;)

[Inquisitor Alex]

I've been using a Deathguard champion with mark of Nurgle called "Johnen the Rotten" (Johnny Rotten) for about fifteen years, and it still makes me chuckle :)

[Scoppio]

Bah... all my marines are called something that relates to Tyto Alba, barn owl, strigidae, owl, or any other word thats related to "owls"

OWLS WILL OWN YOU ALL!

[Captain Kellen]

Silly marine names... Captain Kellen.

[NathanS]

Owls taste funny. I would still eat a few more though might have just been that particular owl.

I really haven't named any of my marine not many of them survive from battle to battle.

[Tallarn]

I have a guardsman with a meltagun and 'toasty bob' written on the base.

Last turn in a pre-qual for a GT back in 3rd edition the VP's were tied and a lone wolf lord in terminator armour was 18 inches from a chimera with embarked squad. Drove up and disembarked after moving 12, so the squad had to take a dangerous terrain test, most of the squad died falling out the back, toasty bob hit the lord and dropped him, won the game and the tourney.

He's the only named guy in the army...

[Littha]

Bah... all my marines are called something that relates to Tyto Alba, barn owl, strigidae, owl, or any other word thats related to "owls"

OWLS WILL OWN YOU ALL!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

[Honsou]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

That made me chuckle.

[KaizerVonAwesome]

I haven't named anything besides my Leman Russ, Conan. However I always put stupid names on those slips you fill out at stores for donating to charity. Harold Balsagna, Michael C. Rotch, Handel Meinsack, Richard Dangler... If you don't get a couple of those just use the informal form of the first name (Harry, Mike, Dick etc). Simple changes keep people from recognizing it right away.

[Honsou]

Meh. :p