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loki
25-08-2007, 01:04 AM
:evil: I\'m over at Auno\'s house and i\'m in arms length of his models and he\'s down stairs.
The temptation and what to use:blink:

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 01:06 AM
out the window!!!

or accidentaly clip his railguns off his hammerheads.broadsides xD

DarthXander
25-08-2007, 01:07 AM
Its his wifes birthday and you invaded???? How rude!

Scolar
25-08-2007, 01:10 AM
Pillage and burn like a viking.

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 01:11 AM
melt them!!!!
melt theeeem!!!!!1!!!:evil: :evil: :evil: :huh: :evil: :evil: :evil:

loki
25-08-2007, 01:12 AM
DarthXander wrote:

Its his wifes birthday and you invaded???? How rude!

I\'ve been seconded to help cook for the party as I am one of very few that her ladyship will allow into her kitchen.

hmm window sounds good but not enough damage would be coursed

Captain Castus
25-08-2007, 01:12 AM
Or rather than waton destruction... Why not just \'mark\' his prize model... Something he won\'t notice \'til later... Or maybe not at all! :evil:

CC

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 01:16 AM
get a little pen and write
\"i\'m a ghey fishface\" on his hammerhheads underside.

lol

Aun O Vader
25-08-2007, 01:35 AM
Pillage and burn like a viking.

melt them!!!!
melt theeeem!!!!!1

Or rather than waton destruction... Why not just \'mark\' his prize model... Something he won\'t notice \'til later... Or maybe not at all!

get a little pen and write
\"i\'m a ghey fishface\" on his hammerhheads underside.

All noted boys, all noted!

Loki has already been disciplined. Anyone got any good advice on how to get bloodstains out of your garden...

...and garage...

...and carpets...

..and off the walls...

...and a slate roof?

Mrs V is threatening the return of the Rolling Pin of Peril as well as assorted other dangerous baking utensils! Notably the pastry cutters of whincing!

Farskit
25-08-2007, 01:35 AM
Kitchen you say? I wonder how Hammerheads and Crisis fare in microwaves...

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 01:38 AM
run boyz get outta herez!!!!

hides under table \"stupid grey skin won\'t find me here hahaha\"

Captain Castus
25-08-2007, 01:42 AM
It wasn\'t me! It was my... Err... Cat? :whistle:

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 01:44 AM
Captain Castus wrote:

It wasn\'t me! It was my... Err... Cat? :whistle:

my cat can also type :whistle: :laugh:

errm now to make up for it... i know

merry chri....:huh: .. i mean happy birthday mrs V

phew:)

DarthXander
25-08-2007, 02:10 AM
No woman bar Mrs Aun has ever caused such carnage on this forum!!!

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 03:27 AM
does she even play 40k?

Aun O Vader
25-08-2007, 03:31 AM
no, we play LOTR together, but she isn\'t that interested in 40k to play, only in the fluff. It\'s not the 40k, it\'s the cooking utensils! :pinch:

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 03:33 AM
well use spoons to represent chaos spawn, a fork for a dreadnought and spatualas for landraiders.
you\'l be playing in no time.

DarthXander
25-08-2007, 03:39 AM
Sounds like one of those fabulous \"proxy\" players....

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 03:41 AM
*hopes she never checks this place*:pinch:

DarthXander
25-08-2007, 04:16 AM
She does and has....it was not pretty.
She made fun of my rank!!!!

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 04:21 AM
time to aplogise lol.

:blush: :dry: :whistle:

meh i can\'t do it...

did loki break anything then?

Skrall
25-08-2007, 05:07 AM
Colonel Tempest wrote:

*hopes she never checks this place*:pinch:

Seriously misplaced Hope.

Even i have come to fear Mrs V. With the few, breif and dangerous encounters i have had, i have put forth great potter sacrifies in order to maintain some shadow of life. Even so it has brought me perriously close to extinction...

Happy birthday though Mrs V

Hawke

DarthXander
25-08-2007, 05:12 AM
Brings forth the original sorting hat...

Please mistress, take this as a token of our awe at your power...

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 05:17 AM
haha
your scared lol:woohoo:

DarthXander
25-08-2007, 05:23 AM
Dont laugh. You should be!

Skrall
25-08-2007, 05:24 AM
Colonel Tempest wrote:

haha
your scared lol
Yes. We\'re not just scared, were down right FETHING TERRIFIED!

Me and xander know exactly what to do. You Run. You Run you grox humping ass off.

Hawke

The Dim Reaper
25-08-2007, 06:07 AM
Happy Birthday Mrs V! Long time no talk, how about that HP ending huh, guess I was kinda right (but mostly wrong ;))

So how\'d the party go???

Cheers,

Dim

Aun O Vader
25-08-2007, 02:27 PM
the party is tonight. I\'ll pass on the offerings from Astro to her and let you know whether we\'ll be allowed to live or not!

Drackonis
25-08-2007, 04:00 PM
Party? Tonight? And im not invited! Whats the world coming to...

Aun O Vader
25-08-2007, 05:02 PM
Well, I say party, it\'s actually a dinner party. She\'s cooking a chinese banquet for 15. That\'s why Loki is down here. She trusts him in her kitchen.

Ziggy Tempest
25-08-2007, 06:58 PM
well she don\'t scare me

Aun O Vader
25-08-2007, 08:24 PM
well she don\'t scare me

You see, all that suggests to me is that you\'re either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid, or possibly a combination of the two!

Mrs V almost scares me, and I\'m married to her!

Hephesto
25-08-2007, 11:45 PM
Learned this from my large family diners.....never, ever mess with a woman cooking diner for a lott of people at the same time. Timebomb waiting to go of I tell you ;)

NathanS
26-08-2007, 04:36 AM
Mrs. V is absolutly a sweet heart I am not afraid of her only because I live across the atlantic from you all. I would also be hard to find lol only reason I am not afraid. Happy Birthday Mrs. V

Ziggy Tempest
26-08-2007, 04:37 AM
w..w...wa..wait a second!

she lives in the UK.

*hopes they aren\'t going to games day*

*hides under fishtank*

Mycosynth
26-08-2007, 04:48 AM
Well happy birthday to Mrs.V. Also Chapter Master, dont think that being across the Ocean is any defense. I heard she can kill you through your screen.

DarthXander
26-08-2007, 05:04 AM
I heard it was her that destroyed the Death Star...

Captain Castus
26-08-2007, 05:43 AM
No... She MADE the Death Star!! (Mk III)

Be afraid... Be very afraid...

:laugh:

CC

Skrall
26-08-2007, 07:24 AM
To be Fair, Mrs V once fought chuck norris. She beat him hands down, using only her small left toe, and three eye lashes.

Fear is not enough.

Hawle

Mycosynth
26-08-2007, 07:47 AM
Once a cobra bit Mrs V\'s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Mrs V counted to infinity - twice.

Mrs V owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped her win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite her holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Mrs V\'s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mrs V.

Ok no more bad translated Chuck Norris jokes.I Promise.

Post edited by: Mycosynth, at: 2007/08/26 01:48

Post edited by: Mycosynth, at: 2007/08/26 02:09

Drackonis
26-08-2007, 07:56 AM
Haha! You really screwed up the poker-face one.

I heard that once Mrs V got beaten by a pirate, but it turned out this was an elaborate ruse propagated by Mrs V to lure pirates to her.