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saustin
15-11-2006, 08:09 PM
Can\'t remeber where I saw this thread but I thought it was funny and I reckon the people here can make a good show of it. Basically the premise is what would you not expect someone in the 40k universe to say.

I thought of two so far:

\'This whole praying to the emperor thing... It\'s only a bit of a laugh\'- priest talking to troops on the eve of battle.

\'Alright I\'ll let you off, but don\'t you do it again or I will be very cross.\' Ordo hereticus inquisitor to...well, anyone.

Post edited by: saustin, at: 2006/11/15 21:10

Dyp
15-11-2006, 08:12 PM
\"Hey! lets go play ring oround the roses with are pink screts!\"
the night bringer or a choas nought

Skrall
15-11-2006, 08:12 PM
how about

\'Awww but its only a tiny little virus bomb. Go on, hug it\"

hawke

fridge61
15-11-2006, 08:18 PM
Marine: \"Sir I can\'t destroy that defiler...\"

Commander: \"Why not? We need that thing dead!\"

Marine: \"... I\'m scared of spiders...\"

What about that?

Scolar
15-11-2006, 08:23 PM
Which hunter battle sister to Inquisitor

\"Hurry there is a daemonic infestation! If you quench it I shall show thee my love melons!\"

\"Frankly my dear, I don\'t give a damn.\"

Dyp
15-11-2006, 08:28 PM
umm


\"i dont belive in deamons!\" inquitor fighting a lord of change

Drackonis
16-11-2006, 02:37 AM
Space Marine: \"Does this armour look good on me?\"

Knight of ne
16-11-2006, 06:02 AM
space marine goes to the vehicle park and finds brother 2 painting a rhino.

brother 2- so what do you think of my pimp wagon?

Crusher Of Fates
16-11-2006, 06:23 AM
Abaddon saying:

\'Well to be honest, the emperor isnt all THAT bad\'

Kayos
18-11-2006, 10:38 PM
Commissar: \"Holy crap, run away!\"

Pretty simple, I know.

Imperial Guard Militant General: \"Okay, we don\'t want to waste the millions of Guard we have...lets use those Space Marines to soften the Chaos Fortress up a bit...\"

Dyp
18-11-2006, 10:42 PM
A apetus coudoint

\"Is who is this bloc where looking after?\":blink:

Ocelot
18-11-2006, 10:43 PM
Commissar Harris to his 1st squad of 7 platoon \"I am actually gay and very horny right now...\"


I actually do not have a clue what that was Dyp. You could work as a code writer for the Government.

Post edited by: Ocelot, at: 2006/11/18 23:46

Kayos
18-11-2006, 10:44 PM
What the hell?! :laugh:

\"What the hell is that?\" - Space Marine Captain pointing to large symbol of the Aquila

Ocelot
18-11-2006, 10:50 PM
Space Marine Ted \"I actually quite like the old Busted songs\"

Drackonis
18-11-2006, 10:51 PM
\"You call that a gun?!\" Grot to a Titan.

Scolar
18-11-2006, 10:51 PM
Word Bearer to Ultramarine \"That colour look fabulous on you!\"

Chaplain Orthox
18-11-2006, 11:05 PM
Space marine to apostle: \"Im sorry! Did I tie your ribbon on too tight?\"

Mycosynth
18-11-2006, 11:09 PM
Ork to Other Ork: Ya knowz, sometimes i juz wana lay down and watch the cloudz.

Serpent Tyrant
18-11-2006, 11:11 PM
Any comissar \"I think I wont shoot any of my men for this mistake there are other ways to keep them in line\"

Chaplain Orthox
18-11-2006, 11:14 PM
lol that IS pretty funny...

Indra
19-11-2006, 07:43 AM
\'Pass me the ketchup, this marine isn\'t very well cooked\' -Bloodthirster to Lord of Change

\'Hey you just said cook him, I assumed that you meant rare! You always say rare! You\'re so bloody fussy!\' -Lord of Change in response

Knight of ne
19-11-2006, 07:53 AM
space marine chapter master to inquisitor
space marine: nowadays its all kill the heretic and burn the witch, i mean who is this emperor guy!
inquisitor: yeah and i dont kmow why they do it cos chaos isnt that bad in fact its quite fun!

saustin
19-11-2006, 05:08 PM
Kroot: \'I find myself turning away from the idea of eating meat.\'

Dyp
19-11-2006, 05:10 PM
A berseker leeading a being clam class:

\"All right brother, now y are we here today?\"

\"To kick ass!\"

Skrall
19-11-2006, 05:13 PM
a lemon commanding the armies of the imperium.

\"Sir sir, what do we do?\"
the lemon sits there.
\"Sir?\"
still silent.
\"We run at them with a giant hammer shouting for BOB!\"
lemons does nothing, guardsmen are crushed by the one grot army

hawke

Crusher Of Fates
19-11-2006, 05:16 PM
emepror and horus

\"Tell me the truth, have you betryaed me to chaos? I promise i wont get angry?\"

\"Yes...sorry daddy...\"

\"Thats ok, now go to your room and think about what you did...\"

Dyp
19-11-2006, 05:57 PM
thats a toatly awsome one

haha

ok i got one

The young primarch met

angron-so how should we prank dad
gillman-mabye we should set his heir on fire?
angron-NO! to basic
Horus-Lets just make hi trip and fall into a bulet of botler bullets?
Angron-ABRED!
They put there hands togheter and do that lifting hands up toghetet thing

Scolar
19-11-2006, 06:00 PM
I don\'t get it

Mycosynth
19-11-2006, 06:04 PM
They make the emperor fall on a bolter shell.

Crusher Of Fates
19-11-2006, 06:10 PM
Commisar to santioned psyker after a perils of the warp attack
\"Its ok, accidents happen...\"

Mycosynth
19-11-2006, 06:15 PM
That gets my vote for best of the topic:)

Serpent Tyrant
20-11-2006, 01:42 AM
got another one

any nid \"I think I will go on a diet\"