mclovin95
10-01-2009, 03:01 PM
anialation:okay you may be wondering about the tittle. this kid was a total brat and cheater IE: had to correct him several times for stuff like every turn moving 8 inches or re rolling stff he most definetly can not. he was making alot of us down at the shop mad and i had brought my models down looking for a game so...
salamanders(me)
HQ: vulkan he'stan-190 pts
elites: dread: heavy flamer-115pts
terminator squad: asssault cannon, cyclone launcher-260pts
troops:
tactical squad x2: each searg has power sword, both have flamers and multi meltas-
total-1175pts
tau sept b'rat(the brat i nicknammed his sept due to his behavior in the store...)
HQ: tau shas'o crisis commander plasma gun, sheld
troops 3x8 squads of fire warriors all have bonding knives or whatever there called.
heavy support: 1 hammer head tank.
total- forgot but i remeber it was over the limit and fought with i and employees for 5 mintues on the way over the top thin ( i think it was like 1500 or somthing)
i got to go first
turn one marines: i remeber when i said i moved vulkan up and the kid heard his full name his exact words were "wow he sounds like a sissy!" with sincerness heh poor kid had no idea what was coming to him... anyay tactical squad with vulkan moved head long towards the tau at 12 inches thanks to the run roll the other tactical squad followed suit. the board was smallish and wide open so i postioned my dread for a shot at his precious tank(he loved this model ALOT) anyway no shooting or assault.
turn one tau: the kid was so confindent and arrogant he moved all squads up and shot and hit no one thanks to the taus crappy balistic skill. and then the tank fired, and missed and so did the shas'o. finnaly i chuckled and he says "well i bet the marines have BS one!" then i showed him the reg marine bs and the look on his face was priceless:D anyway no casualties in either of our turns.
marine turn two: vulakn and his men moved up and ripped the first warrior squad to bits with there bits with there bolters and the tip of vulakns heavy flamer. he said that was cheating when i took out the flamer template and yelled at a store employee, i showed him the codex entry and said it was legal.
the termies haf arrived behind the hammer head and blew it to bits with the cyclone launcher. the dread then got a shot at the commander and hit him, i think it shouldve inta killed him but i didnt feel like listening to a tantrum. then my other squad fired the missle launcher on the shas'o killing him. and there bolters opended up and wiped out half the 2nd fire warrior squad causing a morale check which his wusses failed. end turn
tau turn two the 3 warrior squad moved towards vulkan and fired killing two marines. the retreating squad rann off the table. thats it...he got a look on his face like he wanted to cry.
marine ruen tree: vulkan and his men charge wiping out the warriors :D
end game: i won, the kid started crying and asking his mom for better stuff and eventually was asked to leave by employees, i hate people like that:mad:
anyway short but oddley satisfying:D
comments?
salamanders(me)
HQ: vulkan he'stan-190 pts
elites: dread: heavy flamer-115pts
terminator squad: asssault cannon, cyclone launcher-260pts
troops:
tactical squad x2: each searg has power sword, both have flamers and multi meltas-
total-1175pts
tau sept b'rat(the brat i nicknammed his sept due to his behavior in the store...)
HQ: tau shas'o crisis commander plasma gun, sheld
troops 3x8 squads of fire warriors all have bonding knives or whatever there called.
heavy support: 1 hammer head tank.
total- forgot but i remeber it was over the limit and fought with i and employees for 5 mintues on the way over the top thin ( i think it was like 1500 or somthing)
i got to go first
turn one marines: i remeber when i said i moved vulkan up and the kid heard his full name his exact words were "wow he sounds like a sissy!" with sincerness heh poor kid had no idea what was coming to him... anyay tactical squad with vulkan moved head long towards the tau at 12 inches thanks to the run roll the other tactical squad followed suit. the board was smallish and wide open so i postioned my dread for a shot at his precious tank(he loved this model ALOT) anyway no shooting or assault.
turn one tau: the kid was so confindent and arrogant he moved all squads up and shot and hit no one thanks to the taus crappy balistic skill. and then the tank fired, and missed and so did the shas'o. finnaly i chuckled and he says "well i bet the marines have BS one!" then i showed him the reg marine bs and the look on his face was priceless:D anyway no casualties in either of our turns.
marine turn two: vulakn and his men moved up and ripped the first warrior squad to bits with there bits with there bolters and the tip of vulakns heavy flamer. he said that was cheating when i took out the flamer template and yelled at a store employee, i showed him the codex entry and said it was legal.
the termies haf arrived behind the hammer head and blew it to bits with the cyclone launcher. the dread then got a shot at the commander and hit him, i think it shouldve inta killed him but i didnt feel like listening to a tantrum. then my other squad fired the missle launcher on the shas'o killing him. and there bolters opended up and wiped out half the 2nd fire warrior squad causing a morale check which his wusses failed. end turn
tau turn two the 3 warrior squad moved towards vulkan and fired killing two marines. the retreating squad rann off the table. thats it...he got a look on his face like he wanted to cry.
marine ruen tree: vulkan and his men charge wiping out the warriors :D
end game: i won, the kid started crying and asking his mom for better stuff and eventually was asked to leave by employees, i hate people like that:mad:
anyway short but oddley satisfying:D
comments?